Dumbassness

I am finishing up Chelsea Handler's newest written miracle, "Chelsea Chelsea, Bang Bang" so I'm breaking tradition and titling(hate the way this word looks) this after something I liked inside the book.

I did a little renovation to this, and I already like it better.
I moved all my furniture from Batesville to BK today. It is now sitting around aimlessly in my house and when I make my way to the bathroom at 1am in the dark, I feel like Helen Keller, because I have my hands out and I never know what I'm going to run into. If only I had a mouth full of Orajel, I'd be drooling my way into business.
School starts next week! And on that front, I'm really excited because I got the Arkansas Challenge aka Lotto Scholarship. They said that there were quite a few people who applied for the scholarship that aren't getting it because there wasn't enough money to go around. I think thats bs and that somebody is just taking some cruises with that money or something because every time I'm in the gas station, a skank is in there buying a scratch-off. I shouldn't complain because instead of buying something productive, hes funding my education. Thanks :)
I got $2500 which will cover my tuition at the grand establishment of UACCB. I love that place. I've heard the financial aide lady is a queen wench and I'm bringing my mini Louisville slugger just in case I have some problems. J/K.
My Wii and DVD player and phone died this week. Which blows. RIP fun.
After I bought all my books I found out I could've rented them. This is the kinda of week I'm having. My bathroom might be finished soon and I could enjoy peeing without getting barked at. (by Randy and the dogs)! In the words of Randy, "Have a Rice day!"