Hit So Hard

"He's so cold give me my candy coat

He can't swim but he can float."

--Hole

(aka Courtney Love, just for Sarah)

There are quite a few events coming up that I am stoked about; here they are in the order that I randomly remembered them in:

Edgefest (Seether is playing!)---April 23rd

After Lately (Chelsea's new show on E!)---March 6th

Dad's 52nd Birthday--March 26th

Spring Break--That same week

Seether's New album released---unspecifically, MAY

Charlaine Harris' new Sookie Stackhouse novel "Dead Reckonin"---May 3rd

My non-legitimate un-love child Jackson's Birthday---March 19th

My 20th birthday---May 21st.

Book: Lies Chelsea Handler Told me----Eventually

There are a lot of things I'm looking forward to, and hopefully waiting won't kill me; I have a few things in mind that would probably do me in before hand. Reckless driving is one of them :)

Someone Like You

"Sometimes it lasts in love,

but sometimes it hurts instead."

--Adele

I'm very disappointed in myself because I have to admit that I have grown tired of the photo challenge. Not only do I not have time to post something every day, but I saw that a similar challenge was leaked onto Facebook so I feel like this has lost some of its validity. It was a good idea and its totally my fault for not finishing it before Facebookers started making it extra gayyy. I might still choose to take a few of the prompts and do them on random days.

Today was an interesting day, of sorts. I spent the weekend in Batesvegas and was on my way home to dear old BK this morning only to get stopped by a dick-hole copper. He stopped me solely because my window tint was very illegal. For those of those who understand the window tint measurement system, my windows are 5%. I call them "mind your own business windows," and they are my favorite thing about my car. Not only do I have to get rid of my beautiful shading, I got written a fancy little citation and have to go to court over it. Of course my first thought was the rational "what am I going to wear to this red carpet courthouse event?" I remembered that its only in Bald Knob and that jeans would be acceptable. In the words of my second mother who had a birthday today (she's 39 again this year) "hell you could wear pajama pants and fit right in." How do I get myself into these shenanigans? I will leave this with the statement that I did not whisper as the cop was leaving my window and yes it was still rolled down, "What the fuck?"

Well Thought Out Twinkles

"now here we are revisiting a time a place a whole industry

well we promise we'll be leaving soon."

--Silversun Pickups

Post a picture of something that is having a big impact on your life right now.

Because I'm a rather boring individual....my new phone is the most interesting thing I've got to impact on my life.

Simple Kind of Life

"And all I wanted was the simple things

A simple kind of life."

--No Doubt

Post a picture of someone who inspires you.

I could've went the traditional way but I just couldn't do it. Molly Shannon (Supastarrr) is flipping hilarious.

Melatonin

"My brain doesn't produce any

I'm soaring without anything."

-Silversun Pickups

I'm a little bit behind on the photo challenge. Just a wee bit. I've been pretty busy lately and I now have some free time so I'm going to catch up!

Post a picture of something you want to do before you die.

My picture is of Santorini, which is in Greece. Most people want to see Vegas, London, or Paris, (the usual places) but I really want to go to Greece. I've only seen movies/pictures but it looks so beautiful. Hopefully, one of these days I will make it to somewhere other than Branson!